Things to do for your Birthday

1. Take time off from work. Check
2. Watch multiple episodes of "The Office" late at night. Check
3. Make some sushi. Check
4. Go shopping. Check
5. Get a No. 2 haircut all over...your head. Check
6. Make some more sushi. Check
7. Write a new post on your blog. Check

Of all these things, you might regret #5 if: a) you're a female or b) you just had a hair transplant.

-Jesse